Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Wide Load Warning!

I love the check my Stat Counter to see what ridiculous things people Google to get to my blog.

I laughed out loud when I came across this one...

"Is her butt real?"

Yes. I can guarantee you it is. Would anyone pay for a rear end like this? I think not!


I am on week three of walking at the crack of dawn with my mom. And I am hoping that a little exercise is all this rear end needs to help slim it down.

When I am trying to get out of bed at 4:45 AM to walk, all I have to do is think about this view and I bolt out the door.

I was horrified when I came across this picture from our recent beach trip. Because while the little skirt bathing suit looks decent from the front, it's not doing a thing for the rear view!

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20 comments:

Sue said...

LOL!!!! Viva la Swim Skirt!!! and the "walking off the weight" - we are separated at birth. Too funny.

Mama Zen said...

I hear ya! I'm pretty sure I hear a beeping sound every time I back up!

beth said...

Seriously, you look great.

I don't even want to know what mine looks like from the back!

Mari said...

I would pay to have mine look like that!

McMommy said...

I think you are being a little too hard on yourself, friend!

jennwa said...

You look great!!!! You really are to hard on yourself.

But if you want help, maybe we need to take pictures of our butts with us when we go to Dip Club, Book Club and MOPS. I am sure it would deter me from eating so much.

Tenakim said...

Hi, just ran across you for the first time- I am also a lover of the swim skirts!

Miss Grace said...

You look good! And that's pretty ballsy to put up a picture you hate, I always try to make myself look prettier than reality when I'm doing internet posting. Way to go for being a braver soul than I am!

Joanne said...

Ok, now what in the world is goin on here? I just checked out your bum and thought it didn't look bad at all, quite cute if you ask me!

Glad you are still being a faithful walker, but do it for your health Beth, your butt looks great. :O)

Kellan said...

I think you looks pretty good!

Have a good evening - see you - Kellan

Chelle' said...

Hmmmm. and I'd pay to have that rear view. I suppose it's all a matter of perspective huh??

carrie said...

Okay - stop it with the put downs! You look great.

Trust me, I have a very similar suit - and I am afraid to wear the darn thing. But if I looked like you, I'd run around in it all day! :)

Corey~living and loving said...

oh I hear you. I sooooooooooooo need to tape some rear shots to my food cupboards....and the fridge in my house. ugh....

HRH said...

That is funny, but you are overstating the horror of your butt! It looks pretty good in the suit...I have one of those too because I would not be fond of seeing a Google search, "are those thighs really cottage cheese"?

Bonnie said...

What section of the stat counter do you go to to see what people googled to get to your site ??

And girl ... if you can post a photo of your butt in a "swim skirt" then it's all good ! I wouldn't even post the front view of myself !! ha ha

Jaina said...

I don't see what's wrong, you look nice! I think I may try to get myself out of bed early to do some walking as well. It's much easier since I don't have to be to work till 8 all summer. Maybe I'll start that tomorrow. And congrats on week three!

Anonymous said...

I'll trade you straight across, no questions asked.

That said, the exercise is good for you, so keep it up! Just know that you look good!

Gloria

Deanna said...

Oh, girl! I would trade in a sec! But... kudos to you for walking... and so early in the morning!

Ann(ie) said...

I'd take yours over mine in a heartbeat. And I see no cellulite.

Texan Mama @ Who Put Me In Charge said...

I know, everyone is their own worst critic. BUt I think you look great then and now too. Don't feel that your shredding is all for naught, though. Your arms are awesome! But don't criticize yourself too much either. YOu look mahvelous.