Yesterday, Peter was excitedly telling me about the neighbor's cat:
Peter: Do you know how I know Tabby is a hunter?
Me: How, honey?
Peter: Because the other day he killed two birds, (pauses slightly)
Me: With one stone?
Peter: (looks at me oddly and finishes his sentence) two bats and a mouse.
I chuckled for the rest of the day thinking about that one.
A stay-at-home mom has got to have a little fun.