Sarah was sitting on the couch yesterday and I was in the kitchen when she said, "Mommy, I smell like butt!" And then she looked over at me and laughed a devilish laugh.
"Sarah, please don't say 'butt'. Say 'bottom', it sounds much nicer. And did you poot? Is that why you stink?" I asked, hoping that it really was something simple that didn't require any clean-up.
"No," she said. "I had my hand in my bottom and now it stinks!"
She began giggling uncontrollably and held up her hand as if she was holding a golden statue after her acceptance speech at the Oscars.
Just keeping it real here. Just keeping it real.
21 comments:
Yeah, they pretty much tell it like it is!
Oh kids! At least she didn't yell that out in public!
At least she didn't wave her hand in your face and then tell you!
Kids.....that is hilarious!
Mine like to get their hands dirty, just to get to wash their hands with the Harry Hippo soap. I hope she doesn't get wind of this one! LOL
Hahhahahaha!!! That cracked me up! :)
LOL that is funny!
Sounds like another post I read just this morning....read this...
sounds like I have a lot to look forward to with my daughter!
http://kadiprescott.blogspot.com/2008/04/never-assume.html
That's why we walk around with hand sanitizer - mine's still a thumb sucker. One day, he said, "My hand smell's like tuna fish." I don't think he even knows what tuna fish is.
i love your blog - i just popped in today to get caught up and about fell over laughing! good luck with your weight loss - i'm gonna try that salad!!
That is hilarious... At least she warned you and didn't shove it in your face and ask you to smell it! My son did that to me once!
To funny...at least she told you before helping fix dinner or something.
tee hee....that is priceless. thanks for the giggle.
Ahhh Beth- safety in numbers you know. And I am here to tell you HOW VERY SAFE YOU ARE!!!
Oh that I had a dime for each time one of my children told me something equally gross. Kids!!!
Right now, as I sit here and type this comment I am listening to my four year old cry and gag, running between her bedroom and the bathroom as I washed her mouth out with soap for calling her brother a jerk... TWICE.
It's always something.
Ha! Kids are so funny!
and they still don't pay us enough!
We had a similar conversation here yesterday morning.
*sigh*
oh oh oh. That is so gross but so hilarious!
LAUGHING!
*elizabeth
Only a mother could laugh at that. (Trust me, I'm laughing!)
yep. that works.
File that one under "Sentences you never would have believed anyone would say," LOL!
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