Conversation at my house a couple mornings ago...
Peter: I wish I was as pretty as you Mommy.
Me: Aw, shucks. Thanks honey for calling me pretty. But you are a little boy and little boys are handsome, not pretty. And you are the most handsome little boy I know!
Peter: No I'm not.
Me: Yes you are. Why would you say you aren't?
Peter: Because I'm not wearing a striped shirt and you are. Striped shirts are prettier than plain shirts!
Geez. And I thought I was looking especially pretty that morning! Oh well. Maybe I should have spent some more time on my hair!