I had to take Sarah to the dentist this morning. We settled onto one of the waiting room couches and I looked up to see another mother with her small daughter. The daughter was happily playing at the kid's activity table and the mom was hunched over a clipboard filling out paperwork.
I immediately noticed that the woman was rather large and had on a low-cut top. Her cleavage was on display and you could tell she was pleased with it and it's largeness.
And then I noticed her phone. It was wedged in between the fleshiness of her left breast and the fabric of her satin bra. It was lodged so tightly that I am certain there is a permanent iPhone shaped indention on her breast. No need for tattoos even though she had a couple of those as well.
Sarah leaned over to me and whispered, "Do you see her phone? It's on her boob!" And then I gave her the please-be-quiet face because I really didn't want to find out if this lady had a temper or not. There's no telling what she had packed on the other one!