"Mom? Why can't you home school me and Peter?"
Cold chills went down my spine as I replied, "I have a hard enough time getting you to do your homework. I can only imagine how hard it would be to home school you."
Sarah laughed knowingly and said, "Wanna know why I want to be homeschooled?"
"Oh, do tell."
"Because you would let me go to the bathroom whenever I wanted! Mrs. P. always says, 'Sarah, we just went like 10 hours ago' or 'Sarah, can't you wait until we all go in like 2 hours or something?'"
I think Sarah has already learned how to exaggerate for effect. Like, totally.