Sarah: Peter, let me show you the Thanksgiving book I made at school.
Sarah: See, here's the Mayflower. And here's a pilgrim. And here's an Indian. And here's...
Peter: Actually they prefer to be called Native Americans. Because, really, they weren't from India.
I suppose he's correct but I miss the good old days when we could all sit Indian-style. Criss-cross apple sauce just doesn't have the same ring to it.
(No apples were offended in the writing of this post!)