I will admit it.
I sent the kids to the playroom.
I bent down.
I put my hand in the bottom of the trashcan.
I picked up the two halves of the cracker.
I brought the cracker pieces to my mouth and...
I relished every last bite of that delicious Breton Original cracker.
And then I licked my lips and took a couple of swigs of orange juice straight from the carton .
But just so you don't think I'm totally gross, the carton was empty after my two swigs so I threw it away. And I actually left it in the trash can where it belonged.
Evidence that I am not a complete bum.
Although Jerry Seinfeld might disagree.
8 comments:
There is NUTHIN wrong with scraping the garbage if it is a Breton original cracker! Jerry would be PROUD my friend.
It's a mom thing. I have actually eaten the two halves of an Oreo after my daughter has peeled away the icing. How gross is that?
Never leave food un-eaten!! :)
Totally a mom thing!!
ROFL! No biggie...I probably would have done the same :)
hahaha!!! Maybe I should try those 'worth-digging-in-the-garbage' crackers!! haha!!
So funny!!
Antibiotics can kill anything you caught! haha!!
Teasing...you go!
The can looked pretty clean to me! I'm sure they tasted divine. :)
Jerry is a prissy boy, I'd be eating that cracker right along with you!
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