She loves to direct my activities so she told me to draw a princess. And she was going to draw a princess as well.
My art skills are lacking but I tried my best.
Sarah's princess looks so cute and dainty. (Although her earrings are clearly too large for her face!)
My princess, however, looks more like a drag queen.
Check out the large biceps, the wide shoulders and the manly nose. Even the eye shadow and blush appear to be applied with a heavy,unskilled hand.
Sarah took one look at my princess, giggled and said, "She's not very pretty."
I guess I need to put down the crayons and stick to blogging...
22 comments:
Your princess needs to do more reps with lighter weights. And look into some implants.
It's better than what I would have drawn! Fortunately, I get asked to draw things like a firetruck (ahem...looks more like a ladybug!) or houses (which aren't too hard!)
oh how cute..and funnY! i love to draw..but am not soo great either..so i stick to blogging bout random things! haha..
That is so funny!! I laughed until I cried. Thanks for the laugh, Beth. :)
Yours looks better than mine would!
She's not very pretty.
Hilarious.
I have zero artistic skill so I am actually impressed with your attempt.
You are too funny. I have the same problem. It is hard to tell the difference between my kids art work and mine.
I was never very good at drawing people. Stick figures I can do no problem. But real people? Not so much.
You did better than I could've done!
Crackin' up over here. Total drag queen. Love it.
Aw, mom!! You did your best. That's all we want.
lol.... that's beautiful actually :D
Dude I'm the same way. At least she had shoulders. I draw stick people...and *ahem* stick animals.
I'm a horrible artist, and my daughter goes to daddy first when she needs something drawn or a coloring companion. I would say it hurts my feelings, but I'm always so relieved I don't have to bring another awful drawing into the world.
Hey!! Drag Queens make great princesses!!
She's direct, isn't she? :)
I love to color...but I don't draw very well. That's life, I guess.
Even Butch looking girls need to feel like a princess. If it wasn't for 'air brushing' techniques- more magazine covers may look like that
love the artwork!
She's not very pretty, I agree. All she needs is a 5 o'clock shadow.
KEEP BELIEVING
Your princess looks like a "working girl" if you catch my drift! Not saying mine would look any better though!
LOVE this post. Heart it....want to marry it. :)
Love it! Love it! Love it! Just stubled across your blog and am sitting here LMAO!!!
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