I was at Walmart this morning when I decided I needed to use the restroom. Three cups of coffee will do that to you! I needed three this morning because Dan had a 4:00 AM conference call and after he got up for that, I had a hard time falling back to sleep. Thus, three cups of coffee instead of my normal two.
Anyway, as I was walking in to the restroom, the optometrist walked in behind me. We both stopped in our tracks. I giggled nervously and we both stared.
There was an older gentleman at the sink calmly washing his hands. He then reached for the paper towels and looked up at us and said, "Good morning." This caused me to giggle some more. Shouldn't one of us be apologizing and making a hasty, red-faced exit?
The optometrist took charge and said, "Sir, I believe you are in the wrong restroom. This is the ladies room."
He looked at us and said, "Oh. Sorry about that." And then made his way to the door.
At first I thought he must be a confused old man but the more I think about it, I think he may just be a pervert with a bathroom fetish. What do you think?