Jerry Seinfeld he ain't.

Peter's Cub Scout pack visited a local Christian radio station last night.

As I was tucking him into bed he told me that he had wanted to tell a joke on the air.

"Oh, really?  What joke would you have told?" I inquired.

"I made up a good one.  It goes like this:  What do you call a horse with a mustache?"  he asked with a twinkle in his eye.

"I don't know.  What?"

"I don't know either.  It's a horse with a mustache for crying out loud!"  he said collapsing into a heap of giggles.

Ba-dump-bump!